I got rug burn on my balls/peeper - don't ask me how - and now am hella uncomfortable. What can I do?

Lmao. I actually accidentally cause this on my lover at once point in time. We got too excited and ended up on the carpeted floor. So yeah, I understand. That said, put some neosporin on it and wait it out. Try and avoid sex though or you'll be in for some serious hurting.